dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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