Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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