i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I think I am morally bankrupt
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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