I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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