3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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