I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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