I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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