Dual....:-)
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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