Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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