Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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