I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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