He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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