yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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