How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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