she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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