Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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