ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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