is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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