Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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