i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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