addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my being single is dangerous.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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