if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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