I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ugly people sure do ruin things
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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