Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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