what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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