sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I cut my penus on the lid.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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