You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Randomize
