Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Randomize
