I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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