I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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