I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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