I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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