just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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