Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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