Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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