I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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