There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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