Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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