so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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