I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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