I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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