i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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