is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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