Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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