I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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