hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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