Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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