I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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