I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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