No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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