okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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