I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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