You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Randomize
