sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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