Porn is love you can see.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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