like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
i've created a new STD.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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