I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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