So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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